[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[animals-riding-animals]

tortoise riding tortoise riding tortoise

[idgah]

foods dangerous to dogs:

1. avocadoes
2. alcohol
3. raw bread dough
4. caffeine
5. chocolate
6. grapes and raisins
7. onions and garlic
8. macadamia nuts
9. raw salmon
10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[megbiediger]

this is LITERAGITIMATELY my favorite video in the entire world

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[targuzzler]

me putting salt and pepper on my damn.. food!

[gryffinewt]

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

[jaymegin]

Cinemafuckingtography right there

[gaila-nyota]

To that one aunt everyone has

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014